Thursday, January 29, 2009

textish

911 me old skool bt I bleev good gramma (not dat anoyin crrct other ppl's gramma but da crrct yur own gramma) is an impt prt of r culture n preservin it shd b a priority of r society. dis is esp impt n y2k9 wen so mne ppl r relying so heavily on r cells 2 stay n touch w/ da demands of wrk n r evr increasn bff grp.

da dwn side w/ da txtn phenom is dat it has a 160 char per txt limit n ndless txtn wasn't offered 'til so lng aftr da invention of txtn. bcuz of dat, w'v unknowingly spawned an ntirely nu 4m of r written lang. i call it, textish.
textish has bcum so popula n so widely uzd dat it has seeped n2 r verbal lang n now plagues r evryday convr8shon. how mne tyms has sum1 stood up 2g2 da bthrm n said "brb!" or said 2u "ur a beoytch. jk jk, ur my bffl. gotta run, ttfn!"


1day u'll wake up, pour yrslf a cup of cofy, pik up yur fav mag n read a rndm selection of lettas dat sumhow transl8s n2 a story bout brangelina or obama's nu econmcs. soon, textish wil b integr8d evrywhr n doze of us woo have valued gramma 4 so lng wil need 2 chng or b left bhind. welcom 2 da dawn of a nu era... da birth of textish.


(take da l8st joel poll abt textish @ http://joelpoll.blogspot.com

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