25 Things We Hate About Facebook

1) The "I just got an Evian from the fridge... Lol!!!" status message.

2) A friend request from your mother.

3) All those pictures of you dancing on the bar.

4) Finding out that your relationship has ended because you're special someone just changed their relationship status to "single".

5) Being murdered because you were the one that changed your relationship status to "single".

6) The "Woe is me, I'm so sad, I need comments!" status message.

7) Stupid applications, except "Attack" and "Lexulous".

8) A friend request from your kindergarten best friend. It seems cool until you find out that she's a pole-dancing mother of 7, married to a trucker in South Dakota.

9) Accidentally friend requesting your boss.

10) Finding out that your best friend was just "HELD UP AT GUNPOINT IN LONDON AND I NEED YOU TO SEND ME $600 RIGHT NOW!"

11) Being blocked from Facebook Chat because Facebook thinks you're a spammer (but you're really just super popular.)

12) People who mistake Facebook for Twitter or even worse, link Twitter to their status message.

13) The Facebook application for iPhone. Not so good. Actually, iPhone in general, get a Blackberry.

14) Being "bitten" by a "zombie".

15) Status messages that are obscure sitcom quotes or lyrics.

16) The "OMG I LOST MAH PHONE AGIN HAHAHA LOLZ NEED UR NUMBERZ!" group request.

17) Horrible pics from the club last night.

18) The "is" in status message.

19) Learning to talk about yourself in third person. Joel David knows this bothers you.

20) Disabling your Wall and replacing it with a Super Wall, forcing your friends to either add another useless application or ignore you. Thank the baby Jesus for the New Facebook.

21) Sending an event invite to Joel David but none to his Entourage.

22) All that money you donated to Hillary Clinton.

23) "It's complicated" What the hell is that? That's not a relationship status, that's a disaster.

24) Hasbro sueing Scrabulous! It's back as Lexulous but it so not as cool anymore.

25) Poke. Enough said.